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[News] Ole confirms United clown show will go on, deal for Mata.
03-05-2019, 05:30 PM
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Ole confirms United clown show will go on, deal for Mata.
Ole has just said he hopes Juan Mata signs the contract offered to him.

First Rojo, then Smalling, then Jones and Young. Herrera out. Mata gets a deal. Might aswell give Valencia and Darmian new deals.

Might aswell give Matic a new deal. 200k for Rashford!
Who else?
Might aswell avoid summer business.

We have Mata, Rojo at centre back. Darmian at right back and left back. Valencia is a new signing.

Joke a of a club. I'm done with it all. Confirms everything I need to know. Plastic football club.
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03-05-2019, 06:31 PM
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RE: Ole confirms United clown show will go on, deal for Mata.
And he's confirmed De Gea retains his starting place... Ugh.
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03-05-2019, 09:46 PM
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RE: Ole confirms United clown show will go on, deal for Mata.
Hearing Ole spout garbage has made me realise what I had, in my mind pushed to the back.

That this is same plastic club mismanaged and destroyed by Woodward over the last 6 years and nothing has remotely changed since Maureen got the sack.

Just another delusional bloke at the wheel while we plummet down a cliff.

We'll do fuck all this summer.
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03-05-2019, 10:18 PM
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RE: Ole confirms United clown show will go on, deal for Mata.
Deadwood wants 3 out and 3 in. Ole will probably oblige.

We've reached the point where we have to give credit fo Van Gaal for being the only one who had the balls to try a revamp in 2014. Every other summer, we keep waiting for the flops and leeches to leave and every summer they remain at the club. 5 years of this shit.
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03-05-2019, 11:22 PM
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RE: Ole confirms United clown show will go on, deal for Mata.
LVG's revamp was the worst use of £250m ever .

Look at his signings:

Romero (Bench)
Darmian (Deadwood) Blind (Sold) Rojo (Deadwood)
Schweinsteiger (Sold) Depay (Sold)

Our fantastic scouts and Woodward also provided:
Shaw (Average)
Herrera (Average) Schneiderlin (Sold)
Di Maria (Sold) Martial (Average) Falcao (Sold)

Most of these footballers are players fit for purpose for a 4-6th place side.

Maureen brings in equally worse.

Pogba (Big fish-small pond), Mkhitaryan (Sold), Ibra (Sold), Baiily (Deadwood), Lukaku (Deadwood), Matic (Deadwood), Lindelof (Average), Grant (Deadwood), Fred (Average), Dalot (Prospect.)

Alan Shearer was asked on public television about Ole and Utd and he mistakenly was bluntly honest. He said "Man Utd are fucked". Biglaugh

Of course we are, fucked up the arse like a proper plastic whore. We are the prostitutes of world football.
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04-05-2019, 08:14 AM
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RE: Ole confirms United clown show will go on, deal for Mata.
(03-05-2019 11:22 PM)Clint-TheyCallMePapii Wrote:  LVG's revamp was the worst use of £250m ever .

LOOOOL, Shearer speaking the truth for once.

In hindsight we can knock those signings for how bad they were, but at least the intention to freshen up a deteriorating team was there. He didn't just stick with the dross he got, like Mourinho did and like Ole probably will. Lets take a look at his revamp (in my original comment I only referred to his first summer, not the second one because the second one wasn't a revamp):

- Out: Macheda, Buttner, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Kagawa, Welbeck, Anderson, Cleverley, Nani and Zaha.

And then in January Rafa Da Silva and Darren Fletcher left. 13 first team players out of the team. And how many deserved to still be at the club? In hindsight, only Nani and Darren Fletcher (as a squad player). That was the kind of ruthless clear-out we needed then and the one we need now.

- In: Di Maria, Herrera, Falcao, Shaw, Rojo and Blind.

Again, you're right. These 6 look like average signings looking back now. But at the time, we thought we were buying a supposed world class winger to replace Nani, a workhorse midfielder who would compliment Carrick, a prolific striker much better than Welbeck, the potentially best left back in England, an Argentinean tough nut in defence and a valuable utility player who could play in 3 positions.

P.S. The summer of 2015 was disastrous. He replaced Van Persie, Falcao and Hernandez with just Martial, he bought the German has been and Darmian to replace Fletcher and Rafael respectively and he bought Depay to replace DiFraudria. The only decent signing he made was Schneiderlin.
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04-05-2019, 09:36 AM
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RE: Ole confirms United clown show will go on, deal for Mata.
Your right mate.
The signings and overhaul was ruthless but then we saw that fraud convert Valencia to right back. Woodward starting chasing Sergio Ramos Icon_lol
We started to play Rojo and Blind at left back rather than sign a new left back. LVG destroyed Schneiderlin and overplayed his dud. He was punishing Herrera for his creativity and even froze out Schneiderlin mid season by playing Rooney everywhere but never the bench.

There was so much wrong with LVG. I actually prefer Maureen to that idiot. LVG was like a fraud from a mental asylum at least Jose was a negative bus parking cunt who just wanted to blame others but himself.

Anyways comparing our business under LVG to the rest of the league. The league was alot weaker then with Chelsea and Leicester winning the league and us in 4th and 5th. Could have been 2nd and 4th at best. It was scatter gun, any decent manager would have won the league in 2015 but instead we got significantly worse.

Once Pep and Klopp arrived, it should have raised our standards but instead, Woodward and Mourinho became even worse at their jobs.

Goes to show, we are only doing to get worse. Ole is just a victim of Woodward and he's living the dream so he won't upset the boss by making demands.
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